The Office - Not everything that is sweet, is apple pie

Many a life lesson was learnt this week in the Office. It all began with the Jew playing with hot wax. It was in fact for his masters but needless to say, whilst performing the intricate procedure of setting organic matter in wax, someone shouted from the back “Don’t put it there, it’ll stick”. Needless to say, the Jew found wax in places that no man should (bar Ricky Martin).

Getting tarred with the same brush… Mr Couta learnt this valuable lesson when Faggel tried to make him pay for a fishing rod that Faggel had broken when Mr Couta was in the vicinity. Tut tut Faggel… Tut tut.

The Weatherman, while reliving his youth by surfing every morning this week, discovered that life is better together (Thanks Jack). While in between houses, the Weatherman has moved in with his girlfriend and has settled in quite well. We believe the reluctance to move is well founded when you don’t have to cook or clean.

If you can’t catch ‘em, eat ‘em. This was the approach Mr Couta used when he failed to capture his first Couta. Sometimes it’s just easier to go with the flow Mr Couta.

Kids have more fun! The Winner was the personification of this phrase as he and his friends frolicked in the water park and snorkel lagoon during his lunch break. After the break the Winner was quoted as saying “It’s the little things gents, the little things” which was swiftly followed by a statement regarding a female and her breasts. Maybe not always the little things big guy…

The Winner and friends...

The weekend promises to provide entertainment for all as the Jew and Mr Couta partake in a trail run, while the Winner will play rugby and a festive game of golf and the Weatherman will probably enjoy an early night with red wine and cuddles with his wife *cough* I mean girlfriend…

The Weatherman...

So until next time folks, remember, Safety first…then teamwork!

Coming next week: The Weatherman bends the rules and the Jew provides 3 rules to live by. Don’t miss it J

AND Wednesday Special: Hottie to watch (One girl who we think deserves all your attention and a drink if you see her out)

The Office - Confucius Say

FIRSTLY, let me apologize for the delay in transmission on behalf of all of us. Now back to The Office...


The last 3 weeks has been filled with much drama, delight and delirium. Here below is a pic from our walk around the dolphinarium... yes it really is called that. While on tour the Weatherman was tasked with taking pictures...hence his absence from the pic below.

 Left to Right: The Jew, Faggel, The Winner and Mr Couta

Frodo the dolphin :)

Confucius say: He who go to Grahamstown festival, will get sick. This was true for The Weatherman, who after travelling back to his homestead, subsequently contracted the black lung. This was confirmed when calling him at home, from the office, and asking if he was ok. His response was: "Ja.. *cough*.. I should be back in two days *cough*" his recovery is being monitored carefully by his girlfriend.

Meanwhile, The Jew and Mr Couta attended the Durban July. Confucius say: Man who lose wallet, find beer.Much fun was had by all, to the extent where The Jew had his wallet stolen but managed to return home with more beer than he went with. On Monday, after calling lost and found, he was able to collect all his cards. Jew said "Ah, that was an Uzzi wallet" (like those are expensive??) 

Confucius say: Man with two birds, has one stone. Mr Couta was in such high spirits on Sunday we had to enquire as to why. His answer "I woke up in between 2 girls" This was met with a golf clap (2 fingers to the opposite palm) and "Jolly good show old boy".

The Winner enjoyed a sojourn home where he attended the 21st of his little sister. Confucius say: Man who find oil, strike gold. This was however, found to be false. As Winner realized that scented oil on his upper body resulted in an irritated skin and lack of female attention. Fail.

The moral of all these stories is this: Waste not, want not. So...till next time folks, remember: safety first... then team work. 




PREVIEW for next episode: The Jew gets messy with hot wax and could Mr Couta have caught his first Couta (King mackerel)... tune in next week to find out ;)