Hottie of the Month

The members of The Office took an executive decision to incorporate one fine female specimen every month into the blog. Criteria for Hottie of the Month are as follows: 

1. 100% Female 

2. Hot 

3. Nice elbows 

4. Awesome personality, because that is what really counts.

Each Hottie will be asked One question by each Officer.

As the inaugural Hottie of Month, the choice was obvious... *drum roll*

...Miss Yolandi Malherbe!!! 

Yolandi, a.k.a. Juicy Jemma on Twitter, was the Playboy Playmate of the month for July this year and received glorious praise from all who witnessed her exquisite spread. When we approached her to be featured on our blog she was only too happy to oblige. Thank you Yolandi... 

Questions from the Officers:

The Weatherman asked: "What percentage does your pimp take?"

Yolandi: "My pimp takes 10%, but if he gets to watch, he doesn't take anything"

10% is fair, although we would probably keep you all to ourselves...

The Jew asked: "Have you, would you, date a jew?"

Yolandi: "Dr. Motykie from Dr 90210 is jewish and I'd date him. Loads of perks that come with this package."

You bet there are...

Mr Couta asked: "What is your bait of choice when fishing?"

Yolandi: "It depends what I fish for or where I go fishing. The last time I went fishing, I did it in my bikini and I caught the biggest fish. Or at least, went home with the biggest fish. And 2 surfers."

We all appreciate that you are willing to take more than one home... by the way did we mention that we surf?

The Winner asked: "Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10"

Yolandi: "Winners usually take 1st place, so I'd rate 1."

The Winner assumes 1 is the highest, obviously...

That is it for our Hottie of the Month Miss Yolandi Malherbe, we suggest you follow her on Twitter >> @JuicyJemma << and if by chance you see her out and about... please, buy the girl a drink!

From all of us here at The Office, thank you Yolandi and we hope to see more of you... *wink*